WHEN YOU'RE UNEMPLOYED YOU THINK ALOT

Top 10 thoughts
(in no particular order)

1.Haditha ...uh oh
2.Who actually watches American Idol?
3.Who has actually seen the DaVinci Code?
4.Does anybody actually read this blog?
5.Does anybody really care about Natalee Holloway?
(i could write a book on this subject, hmmm...maybe I will)
6. When Greta Van Sustern and Rita Cosby have sex who wears the strapon?
7. Was I the only one who cried watching X-men 3?
8. What the....?! Cate Blanchet playing Bob Dylan?!
9.What the....?! Richard Gere playing Bob Dylan?!
10. What's around the house that I can eat?

IN A NEWLY FOUND STATE OF UGLINESS I'VE COME UP WITH ANOTHER LIST...

Top 10 people or businesses that should just go away.
(in no particular order)

1.DELL FINANCIAL-have you ever called these guys? Do and try not to beat your scrotum with a sledgehammer
2.JAMES BLUNT -can't sing, can't write a song, can't make a video without his face being the focal point...hmmm, sounds like the next big thing
3.BRANGELINA -overrated actors, they can just stay in Africa - no ,really
4. NICKLEBACK - see the same reasons for #2
5.VH1's OBSESSION WITH TOP 100 SHOWS - just get back to playing music, please, I had such high hopes for you when MTV quit playing music. -kudos on the HEAVY documentary though
6.DISH NETWORK - worst company to work for EVER! I can tell you their bloody secrets
7. ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT THAT HIT MY FIANCEES CAR AND HAD NO INSURANCE SO NOW WE'RE HAVING PROBLEMS PAYING HER MEDICAL BILLS -nuff said
8.LINDSAY LOHAN -Eat something and shut the ****up!
9.PARIS HILTON - I don't hate you , I'm just tired of looking at you.
10.PEDOPHILES - seems to be a rise in these evil bastards!

HONORABLE MENTION: MESA VERDE APARTMENTS - if you're a drug dealer or criminal come on in, but if you try to change the curtains - YOU'RE OUT! I'm not done with you guys yet