THE OFFICIAL LIST OF GODDAMNED GENIUSES

HUNTER S. THOMPSON
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN
CHARLES BUKOWSKI
GEORGE CARLIN
WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS
PATTI SMITH
BOB DYLAN
PJ HARVEY
JOHNNY CASH
HARMONY KORINE
TOM WAITS
CARL SAGAN*

*Hey, I had to put an actual GENIUS on the list.