Another day in the IDIOT KINGDOM. Crown me king of it all. My apartment has become a prison. My throne-a folding chair. My psycho obsessive neighbor continues with his non-stop harassment. He's got my keys now. I accidentally left them in my door the other night, now they are in his possession. One night I'm sure I'll come home and see him sitting in MY chair and smoking the half-smoked cigarettes out of MY ashtray. I'm being stalked by a real-life Al Bundy. He remains unemployed ,this gives him more time to think and come up with new ways to annoy me. Chances are he has my personal information and has stolen my identity. So if you come across any wrongdoings or just plain evil things attributed to yours truly over the past two years or so -IT WASN'T ME.
I give up.
And oh yeah, I caught the Larry the Cable Guy Movie. I say this lightly because,to be honest, I already forgot that I saw it. Why Larry the Cable Guy felt he needed to make a movie, well all I can mutter is the name Ernest. Both Dan Whitney (Larry) and Jim Varney (Ernest) are and were talents on their own. The poor bastards just got stuck in a marketable character. Now I will admit I am a fan of Larry and have caught myself sputtering out some of his 'redneck' humour after a six pack or two. (As I write this I adjust myself in my GIT-R-DONE boxers.)
What Dan has done is taken an american icon and ran with it. When it comes to social commentary what is more effective- the ass blowing simple redneck of Larry the Cable Guy( especially his jabs at our treatment of the handicap and immigrants) or the biting wit of David Chappelle ( whom I am also a big fan of)? If you can separate your self in such an observational matter then you won't be embarrased to go see this flick.
Job hunting, the new episodes of Dr. Who, declaring holy war on my kitchen-these are things that occupy my time. The Chest X-ray came back clear so I've been given a second chance at this whole life thing. Starting over somewhat. But it's kind of like a loaded prayer- a real car salesman contract.
"Okay God, if you make it so mom and dad won't find my pot stash I'll start going to church on sundays"
"Okay, Lord, if the test comes back negative I'll change, no really this time I meant it"